Interesting Get Money Quotes
“Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.” – William Somerset Maugham
“Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.” – Helen Gurley Brown
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” – Woody Allen
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.” – Donald Trump
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.” – Jerry Seinfeld
“Money is the best deodorant.” – Elizabeth Taylor
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” – Oscar Wilde
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail” – Richard Friedman
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
" There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." –Jack Yelton
" Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." – Author Unknown
" No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back." – Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
" Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." – Sam Ewing
" Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence." – Max Amsterdam
" Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." – Author Unknown
There you go 25 Interesting Get Money Quotes
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